The Randomness of Motherhood
Print off a million pages of schoolwork before driving to Miami. Occupy your baby with an orange marker. Because yellow is too light and she’d lose interest, but any other color and my floors are ruined.
Get to Miami. Get annhilated by mosquitos.
Eat a pregnancy snack.
Barf.
Barf.
Just a typical day in the life of Conley.
Sorry for the puke picture. I had to.
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