Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Five

The Father's Version of Labor Pushing

Adam pushed 500 pounds on the sled yesterday.

Another PR for Daddy!

Maybe this whole I'm gonna be a dad thing is added motivation?

Maybe we should get pregnant every offseason?

Or maybe, he's just another year older?

Dangit. That's probably it.

Oh well, just in case, maybe we should try to get pregnant again for next offseason?

By then, maybe he'd be pushing SIX hundred pounds?

And maybe instead of a crepe for a butt, he'd finally have some pancakes?

So many maybes.

Did someone say pancakes?