The Turnpike Dilemma
When you’re on the Turnpike and the only exit with food - without exiting the toll road - is a service area with four restaurant options: Pizza Hut, Wendy’s, Dunkin’ Donuts, and KFC. Your three kids are “starving,” and the road trip has taken 45 minutes longer than anticipated. Cooking upon arrival at home - like planned - is therefore an option that isn’t anymore. Uhm. Ok. No. No. No.
OK WE’RE GETTING KFC EVERYONE.
“Mom, this chicken is popcorn?! Cool!! I don’t want mashed potatoes, they’re nasty.”
Ok, first of all, no. It’s chicken that LOOKS like popcorn. Little tiny nuggets. That’s why they call it popcorn chicken. Sorry Bub. And second, I don’t care how bad KFC mashed “potatoes” are - they ARE NOT nasty!
“Mom! We’re in an airport?!”
No, this is a service station on the Turnpike.
“Where’s the airplanes?”
No. Uh. NO. There aren’t any airplanes here. Just cars!
“Well how come it looks like an airport then?”
Just eat!
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