The Conley Tree
Thirty ornaments, one on top of the other, at kid-eye level and only one shiny ball fatality. Not bad, my babes. Not bad at all. However, I did remove all the breakables and I might’ve even “rearranged” just a few of the densely populated ornamental regions. Maybe I even moved some low-hanging ones up a bit higher to protect them from the paws of my 1.5 year old. My guilt radar was sounding just a bit, but cmon, even the slightest hint of OCD in any human being would’ve spaced them out a little. Right? Tell me I’m not alone here!? If I am, I’ll confess to my children and let them rehang the whole lot and proceed to use the entirety of this Christmas season to practice exercising self-control. Come to think of it, maybe I should just do that anyways.
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