Day 2,179

The Bean Baby

“Bearett, I PROMISE beans are good. They’re like, the most greatest food I know. They taste like happiness. They’re easy to eat. They’re good for you. They make me dance with excitement. You can even ask my sister. She knows what’s up. Just trust us. Stop being such a baby. I’m the baby. Not you. Just eat them, you big dud!”



“You girls are liars. Beans suck. They’re the worst and I hate them passionately.”