The Bad Wife
I have a moderate obsession with the smell of laundry detergent. Tide "Purple Cap" is too good to be true. They formulated that soap specifically with Kendall Conley in mind, and will therefore reap every penny I'll spend on laundry detergent for the rest of my life. And that's a lot of pennies. You see, I'm the kind of girl who won't ever wear something twice in a row without washing it. I just can't do it. My clothes have to have the Tide Purple Cap smell. Period. I'm not as harsh when it comes to Adam's clothes, but I've certainly made tremendous progress. Before I met him, he might have considered washing his jeans a few times a month. Well, that's just not an option anymore. And he's not complaining! He now appreciates the smell of clean laundry, and sometimes, he'll even help me fold it. Clearly, that's not what happened today, though.
It seems that in the past week, our days have become shorter. Much shorter. Whatever happened to that extra hour of daylight we were given last week? Ugh! And so, because our schedules have picked up...the clean laundry pile keeps on growing and growing and growing. It's like the darn Energizer Bunny or something! Bad wife! You see, it takes two seconds to wash the clothes - that's the easy part - but then you're looking at an hour to fold them, iron them, and hang them up. And I just haven't found the time for that! So, this is what we're left with: a heap of perfectly smelling Tide Purple Cap clothes, and nobody to put them away. Boo.
Oh, and in case you're out of detergent, this is your lucky day. Give up that old boring, lame smelling soap, head to Wal-Mart, and buy yourself some Tide plus Febreze Spring Renewal (Purple Cap). It's on sale right now. I dare you.
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