Day Eight Hundred and Eighty-Three

The New Boyfriend

Yep, it's me, Macy again.

I'm really cute and Kendall keeps complaining about it. Apparently she thinks dogs should be ugly. I heard her say that to Adam. Something about me making her puppy-fever worse than ever before. Maybe I'll rub my face in dog poop tonight to make her fever go away.

So, two of the best things ever happened to me yesterday. I met Frank. And then I got treats for pooping outside instead of inside. Maybe if I go outside every time, I'll get more treats. Ohhhhh but the carpet in Adam and Kendall's room is so convenient when I have to go. Tough choice.

I'm thinking I'll just live here with the Conleys from now on.  Mom and Dad won't mind, I'm sure. Plus, I have a new boyfriend and I'll cry if we ever have to part. Frank loves me. And I love him too. He lets me bite his cheeks and lay on his face. That's love guys. Sometimes, even, he lets me eat his food. It tastes so good but Adam always shouts no! when I eat it.  I think he must like Frank's food too.