The Crybaby Who Isn’t Even Sad
So she’s a liar just like her sisters were. Uh.
She screams her whole entire lesson with Mrs. Gina, but she’ll gladly do literally anything I have her do with a big ol happy grin on her face. It’s ok Molly - if anyone understands, I do. But my Love, you’re gonna learn that float no matter how much you don’t like swimming with anyone else. I promise, if you just TRY to enjoy her, you’ll have the most fun ever and best part: you’ll have all the tricks you need to be safe in the water!

Because once you’re safe in the water, trust me...it’s SO much more fun!

You’ll get to learn new head orientations and even learn how to look like George Washington!

You could even have a pool mohawk! Think of all the possibilities, my Dear! Let’s get this done and stop crying when we’re in the pool! Ready: go!
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