The Winners
I just...
I'm not...
I can't even...
Oh my gosh, this is real life.
My house is a disaster. It's a fact that maybe I'd be ashamed of...if I didn't just finish galavanting across America (and Canada) for the past three weeks with an infant. I'm trying to cut myself some slack here as I look around, but seriously? How did this even happen?! I need a robot. Or a maid. Or a baby who's not currently experiencing growing pains, taking every second of my attention. Actually, I just need to close my eyes and continue cuddling. Because her snuggles are a bajillion times more important than my messy home. And at least all the diapers are in the trash can. So we win.
Also, somehow, in all our travels, I lost my Sonicare toothbrush. It's gone. Disappeared. Vanished. Buh bye. No idea where it could be. Darnit. However, I found quite the deal on these new brushes and I couldn't pass it up. So, I have a messy house but clean teeth. That's a double win if you ask me.
And triple win when you have someone this beautiful snuggling your chest while shopping Whole Foods. So there.
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