The Diller Doo Doo
Let me be the first to remind you that no, we don't have a dog.
And that yes, you're in fact looking at a large pile of doo on the bathroom floor...compliments of the little blonde-haired beauty off in the distance.
Her nickname currently is Diller.
And hey, at least she got the room right.
This is what I get for trying to multitask (shower) with an everything-eating little un-dipaered-monster on the prowl. Amelia will literally eat anything she puts in her mouth. At first, it was a problem. Screws. Tape. Carpet. Lint. Now, it's a miracle. Hasn't said no to a food group yet! While this makes me a proud mommy (SO glad we went with the Baby Led Weaning technique with her!), her poops have gone from a not-so-smelly, liquidy-ish substance to...this...pile of stink. Not sure which I prefer, but this is where we're at now, and well, at least she's not having any more blowouts?! And at least I caught her mid-act before she tried smearing - or worse, eating - it. Right? Mom win? Mom fail? I can't be sure. But what I do know is that next time, after she's done showering and before I begin shampooing my own hair, I'll somehow towel her and diaper her while I'm soaking wet. Because she clearly can't handle three minutes un-diapered while I wash my hair. Or maybe I just need to shower her on her own now? Who am I kidding? I'd put up with the floor poops any day before I'd give up our showers together!
Good job DillerDoo!
Just a few more feet and you'll have this whole pooping in the bathroom thing nailed!
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